Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Mariah Spent More $$$ On Nick Cannon's Leash Than This Video...



Have you seen the new Mariah Carey video? I just can’t get over how high-concept it is. It is easily just as convoluted as a Monet or French film:




...move over, Einstein. I think Mensa might have another member on their hands!

OK, so it's been well over half a year since I blogged. I promise to update properly! For the handful of you that read this thing, don't fret! (...and by handful I really mean just one person)

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Popping the Blogger Cherry




I am definitely loving these dog days of summer, looking forward to the one month I have left until the orange and yellow hues inundate the foliage and I hit the books once more. Right now I am currently wedged in between two generations of Nguyen's, all of them offering musings on money and family. When the conversation turns to gay loving or porn addiction, I will step in. For now, I'll offer ye olde surfers my random thoughts and reflections on the myriad things that are jostled in my brain, fighting for internet fame!

I have one week until the summer session ends, and needless to say, I'm completely ecstatic. One can only handle so much Shakespeare comedy and Political Science! Unfortunately, the caesura from all things UCR won't end since I'll be continuing my subjugation to the Undergraduate Recruitment office 8 hours a day pretty much. September 17th through the 21st I'll have off, so if you want a piece of this Asian muffin, you best be hittin' up the cell.

I really wanted to avoid talking about me in hopes of contributing something creative or useful (maybe a short story? macaroni art?) to this blog but I have just been in such a rut. It is also 2:21 a.m. so for the one person who reads this (that one person being me) I apologize.

I have been "reconnecting" with people from my past and it has been refreshing knowing that they all don't see me as a heartless harlot. One in particular, who I shall only refer to as "bean," is playing a bigger role in my life right now and it feels great but kind of funny... Either way, I will not make the same mistake I made last time. That's as much as I'll say for now. I have to upkeep the elusiveness to keep you all coming back for more.

My 21st birthday is rapidly approaching (November 19th) and I will be making a wish list which I will be posting before the fall quarter starts. Look out for it! Alright, enough lameness. I have to head to bed... and why is it sprinkling outside right now?

Singin' in the, uh... Sprinkles,
Jesse